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Default is brushing your teeth with human urine dangerous? - 02-07-2010, 06:10 PM

Last night I was hanging out with some friends, and this one girl in particular has an annoying man friend. He's like mid 30's and ALWAYS making penis or fart humor jokes. Maybe he's closet gay, he doesn't try it with me, this other kid who just looks like a "bottom" (has a g/f too), he's always asking this kid to take off his pants.

I'm about to leave and I stumble into the bathroom after a little medicinal fun and some hops. Figured that I would drain the main tank before getting on the road and heading home. Finished and ready to flush I lean forward and happen to headbutt the crap out of this little shelf in the bathroom. The shelf is completely detached from the wall. Everything that was on top of it tumbles to either the floor or the urine filled bowl that I haven't flushed yet.

Luckily the listerine, tweezers, and handsoap all fly off at an angle and narrowly miss the urine bath. Nothing could save the powdery tums that were now afloat in a sea of yellow. As I look for a solution to all of this an object hits me in the head and I watch it fall into the tank. Still filled with urine mind you.

It was the fart joker's automatic, really expensive, electric toothbrush. At an impass of what to do or say, should I replace the brush and come clean? Well I don't like fart humor that much anyway, so I give it the quick irish spring hot bath in the sink which I'm sure completely sanatized it. I leave it there.

He probably brushed with it this morning.

Man I feel guilty... needed to get this one off my chest, didn't even tell my lady.

At least it's a good low brow humor joke on the guy with low brow humor.This one..... this one will probably go to the grave.


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Default 02-07-2010, 07:10 PM

You can drink urine and it won't harm you, though that would be nasty. If you cleaned it then you're fine, and I bet this guy would actually find it funny.
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Default 02-07-2010, 10:53 PM

I had a similar thing happen to me over Christmas break. I was going to the bathroom, and it was my friends new house and they painted the walls black so I couldn't really see much. I start going to the bathroom and the cat was hiding in there and it jumps between my legs. I've already started going to the bathroom and I stop immediately but there was still piss on the cat. Luckily they had a puppy and there was puppy piss on the floor outside that I said the cat got into. I only told the girl that I went with, but she thought it was funny. I feel bad for the cat but there was nothing I could do.
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Default 02-08-2010, 02:16 AM

Haha, if it works, it doesn't matter. What you don't know, doesn't hurt you.


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Default 02-08-2010, 03:10 AM

lol. Don't worry, nothing bad should happen. Though it sucks to be that guy.


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Default 02-08-2010, 11:28 AM

If it's cleaned off it is probably ok.



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Default 02-09-2010, 12:57 AM

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Haha, if it works, it doesn't matter. What you don't know, doesn't hurt you.

Phew, alright guys, that's pretty much what I was thinking. Don't ask, don't tell.

I'm sure he's fine, and kind of deserves it. IF it were me though, I'd seriously question that toothbrush everytime I used it and then just throw it out. It was deep, way beyond the 2 second rule.



And the cat Saruus, that's just ridiculous, I have two cats and they know better than to jump between the stream.


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Default 02-09-2010, 06:56 AM

Reminds me of the Seinfield episode where Jerry drops his girlfriends toothbrush in the bathroom. Before he can toss it out she grabs it and starts brushing. Jewish eccentric hijinks ensue. Good episode.



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Default 02-09-2010, 09:14 AM

UFC fighter Lyoto Machida drinks his urine sometimes during traning. Joe Rogan did it on this radio talk show and almost puked haha. He said it was nasty.
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Default 02-09-2010, 10:19 AM

I used to drink the urine of a ram to prepare for my various beer game competitions.



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